Dragons – Canned Dragon Meat

The good folk down at Radiant Farms, best known for bringing you Canned Unicorn Meat, have expanded their exports to now include Canned Dragon Meat!

The sisters at Radiant Farms have become a little bitter in their old age and have moved on from nursing elderly Unicorns – they can now be seen in the Scottish Highlands, crossbows in hand, searching the sky for their prey – Dragons. 

And now you can benefit from their hunting expeditions with this awesome can of Dragon Meat!

Features:

• One can of delicious, slightly charred dragon meat
• From the Sisters of Radiant Farms, Scotland branch
• One can contains 100% of your daily value of havoc, terror, inferno, destruction, magic, and rage
• Also contains trace amounts of poetry and ballet
• Note: Dragon meat is precooked for instant victory feasts
• Dimensions: 4″ (10cm) diameter
• Warning: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible. There’s a stuffed dragon head inside the can. 

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